Jimmy Kimmel on Roy Moore Election

THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. THANKS FOR JOINING US ON YET  ANOTHER CRAZY DAY IN THE UNITED  STATES. THE STATE OF ALABAMA HAD A  SPECIAL ELECTION TO DECIDE  WHETHER OR NOT AN ALLEGED SEXUAL. PREDATOR OF YOUNG GIRLS WOULD BE.

THEIR SENATOR. REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO FIND  OUT SENATORS WERE DIRT BAGS  AFTER WE ELECTED THEM? I DON'T KNOW THE RESULTS YET. THE POLLS JUST CLOSED. I DO KNOW THAT ROY MOORE, HE  SHOULDN'T EVEN BE IN -- I'M NOT  TALKING ABOUT THE SENATE RACE.

I MEAN THE HUMAN RACE. TODAY HE RODE A HORSE NAMED  SASSY TO HIS POLLING PLACE. YOUNG GIRLS LOVE PONIES, I  GUESS. THERE'S BEEN PLENTY OF  OPPOSITION TO ROY MOORE EVEN  WITHIN HIS OWN PARTY.

THE OTHER REPUBLICAN SENATOR  FROM ALABAMA SPOKE OUT AGAINST  HIM AND SAID HE DID NOT VOTE FOR. HIM. PRESIDENT TRUMP'S DAUGHTER  E-IVANKAA SPOKE OUT AGAINST HIM. SHE SAID THERE'S A SPECIAL PLACE.

IN HELL FOR PEOPLE WHO PREY ON  CHILDREN. AND THEIR DAD WAS LIKE, YES, BUT. BEFORE THAT, THERE'S A SPECIAL  PLACE FOR HIM IN THE SENATE. BY ME.

SO THERE ARE RUMBLINGS, IF HE  WINS, REPUBLICAN LEADERS MIGHT  NOT EVEN PUT ROY MOORE ON ANY  COMMITTEES. WHICH WOULD BE -- ROY MOORE  COULD BECOME THE FIRST PERSON TO. BE BANNED FROM THE SENATE BUDGET. COMMITTEE AND THE MALL.

BOTH OF THOSE THINGS. THEY HELD A RALLY LAST NIGHT --  [ APPLAUSE ] THE MOORE CAMPAIGN HAD A RALLY. HIS WIFE KAYLA MOORE, WHO WE'VE  NOT SEEN MUCH OF, MADE IT CLEAR  THAT CONTRARY TO WHAT YOU SEE ON. THE FAKE NEWS, SHE AND HER  HUSBAND ARE NOT BIGOTS.

IN FACT QUITE THE CONTRARY. >> FAKE NEWS WOULD TELL THAT YOU. WE DON'T CARE FOR JEWS. I TELL YOU ALL THIS BECAUSE I'VE.

SEEN IT ALL SO I WANT TO SET THE. RECORD STRAIGHT WHILE THEY'RE  HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ONE OF OUR ATTORNEYS IS A JEW. >> Jimmy: WELL, I KNOW I HAVE TO.

KEEP SAYING THIS BUT THOSE  AREN'T ACTORS. THIS REALLY HAPPENED. THOSE ARE PEOPLE. ONE OF THEIR ATTORNEYS IS A JEW.

IT'S LIKE USUALLY WHEN SHE SAYS  THAT WORD, SHE WHISPERS IT. NOW SHE HAS A MIKE IN HER HAND  AND IT COMES BLASTING OUT. THEON TIME YOU SHOULD BE HITTING. THE WORD JEW THAT HARD IS WHEN  IT IS FOLLOWED BY MANJI.

RIGHT? AND TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] MAYBE THE MOST REMARKABLE PART  OF THIS VERY REMARKABLE SPEECH  IS THAT SHE HAS NOTES. SHE'S GOT, THAT JEW LINE IS  SOMETHING SHE WROTE DOWN. CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT SHE MIGHT  HAVE SAID IF SHE WERE WINGING  IT? I'M GOING TO TAKE THE WORD DIRT  WHY YOU OUT BEFORE JEW.

I THINK THAT WOULD GO DOWN A  LITTLE BIT SMOOTHER. AND BY THE WAY -- SHE DIDN'T  STOP THERE. NOW THAT SHE HAD THE JEWS IN HER. POCKET, MRS.

MOORE TOOK TIME TO  HIGHLIGHT HER HUSBAND'S SUPPORT  OF THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN  COMMUNITY. >> WHEN HE FIRST TOOK OFFICE AS  CHIEF JUSTICE MANY YEARS AGO, HE. BROUGHT WITH HIM THREE PEOPLE,  TWO WERE BLACK. AND ONE OF THEM IS HERE TONIGHT.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT CLOCK IS ABOUT TO. GET SET WAY BACK. THEN ROY HIMSELF GOT UP THERE TO. SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT HIS WIFE  AND SOMEHOW MANAGED TO MAKE THE  NIGHT EVEN MORE AWKWARD.

>> I APPRECIATE HER SO MUCH. SHE'S BEEN A GOOD MOTHER. SHE HAS CLOSER CONTACT WITH THE  KIDS THAN I DO. >> Jimmy: WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

ACCORDING TO THE SECURITY GUARDS. AT THE MALL, YOU AND THE KIDS  WERE PRETTY CLOSE. THEN, AND I KNOW IT IS ALMOST  IMPOSSIBLE TO BELIEVE THERE'S  MORE BUT THERE IS. THEN ONE OF ROY'S OLD BUDDIES  WHO SERVED WITH HIM IN VIETNAM  TOLD THE STORY ABOUT A NIGHT ONE.

OF THEIR FELLOW SOLDIERS TOOK  THEM TO A BROTHEL. I'M GUESSING THERE GUY DIDN'T  RUN THIS ANECDOTE BY ANYONE  BEFORE SHARING IT. >> HE TOOK US TO THIS PLACE  WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE A  BROTHEL. WE WALKED INSIDE.

I CAN TELL YOU WHAT I SAW BUT I  DON'T WANT TO. IT WAS CLEAR TO US WHAT KIND OF  PLACE IT WAS. AND ROY TURNED TO ME, IN LESS  TIME THAN IT TOOK FOR SOMEONE TO. COME UP TO US.

AND THERE WERE CERTAINLY PRETTY  GIRLS, AND THEY WERE GIRLS. THEY WERE YOUNG. SOME WERE PROBABLY VERY YOUNG. I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T REMEMBER. I WASN'T THERE LONG ENOUGH. ROY SAID TO ME, WE SHOULDN'T BE  HERE. I'M LEAVING.

OR WORDS TO THAT EFFECT. IN FACT, I THINK THOSE WERE HIS  EXACT WORDS. >> SO HE IS A HERO, IT TURNS  OUT. [ APPLAUSE ] HEY, BILL, GOTFULLY GOOD STORIES.

ABOUT ROY YOU CAN SHARE? GOT ONE ABOUT SOME CHILD  PROSTITUTES HE DIDN'T HAVE SEX  WITH. THAT'S POSITIVE. RIGHT? THAT'S LIKE DEFENDING O.J. BY  SAYING I WAS IN A ROOM WITH HIM  ONCE AND HE DIDN'T KILL ANYONE  WHAT A GROUP THIS IS.

AND THERE IS THE CAPPER. A SPOKESMAN FOR THE ROY CAMPAIGN. WAS ON CNN WITH JAKE TAPPER. YOU KNOW WHEN THEY CALL SOMEONE  A MOUTH BREATHER? THIS MAN HAS NOT MADE USE OF HIS.

NOSTRILS SINCE PROBABLY 1984. >> JUDGE MOORE HAS ALSO SAID  THAT HE DOESN'T THINK A MUSLIM  MEMBER OF CONGRESS SHOULD BE  ALLOWED TO BE IN CONGRESS. WHY? UNDER WHAT --  >> BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO SWEAR ON  THE BIBLE. WHEN YOU ARE BEFORE -- I HAD TO  DO IT.

I'M AN ELECTED OFFICIAL. THREE TERMS. I HAD TO SWEAR ON A BIBLE. YOU HAVE TO SWEAR ON A BIBLE TO  BE AN ELECTED OFFICIAL IN THE  UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

HE ALLEGES THAT A MUSLIM CANNOT  DO THAT ETHICALLY, SWEARING ON  THE BIBLE. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO ACTUALLY  SWEAR ON A CHRISTIAN BIBLE. YOU CAN SWEAR ON ANYTHING  REALLY. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNEW.

THAT YOU CAN SWEAR ON A JEWISH  BIBLE. >> OH, NO, I SWORE ON THE BIBLE. I'VE DOUBLE IT THREE TIMES. >> I'M SURE YOU HAVE.

BUT THE LAW IS NOT THAT YOU HAVE. TO SWEAR ON A CHRISTIAN BIBLE. THAT'S NOT THE LAW. YOU DON'T KNOW THAT? ALL RIGHT.

>> I DON'T KNOW -- I KNOW THAT  DONALD TRUMP DID IT WHEN WE MADE. HIM PRESIDENT. >> BECAUSE HE'S CHRISTIAN AND HE. PICKED IT.

WITH THE MOORE CAMPAIGN. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING  HERE. THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: VERY IMPRESSIVE.

MERRY CHRISTMAS. BY THE WAY, JAKE TAPPER HAPPENS  TO BE JEWISH. SO THAT'S THE SPOKESMAN FOR THE  MOORE CAMPAIGN..

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